Headslammingly Simple

spacedpanini:

Bioshock Time folks. I am taking the moment to do this while my blooberry Sporky, ain’t here because of holy week. May I introduce you to Robert and Rosalind?

I agree with Shoomlah about a certain spoiler  so I’m not taking any chances and I won’t tag it in my posts and reblogs. I will in my art though. Although hinting what is a SPOILER may make people actively look for it, so it’s a cop out. See what I did there? 

ANYWAY, t
hey are the spoilers I actively looked for and I think I got the hint of the plot of Bioshock: Infinite so yeah, BAD IDEA. But when I saw them, I just had to know EVERYTHING about them and here’s the thing in a nutshell…

Who wouldn’t love identical, REDHEADED, freckled, troll-riffic, unsettling,  scientist twins who troll you while being serious, finish each other sentences, give out creepy auras, and just space out and talk with each other while you are there, and appear EVERYWHERE. Rude. I fell in love with them HARD already. They aid you actively in your quest so you get to see them around Columbia and whenever they appear, they seem to be doing something …. well, weird? For instance, this is the first time you meet them. They insist you play Flip the coin with them. You can’t get out of it. 

But me fanning over these two also has got to do with my MOST. FAVORITE THINGS. to talk about, EVER (aside from loving twins ESPECIALLY if they border on giving out creepy vibes and no, not incestuous vibes *shudders*). But they are spoilers so common etiquette stops me from mentioning it at all. 

Get ready for a humongous spam of these two from me.

Actually, last I heard, Sony actually had the brains to listen to it's customers and promised to not do that. Hope they don't go back on that promise, or else I'm gonna be pissed.

That’s good. Trying to prevent piracy is like trying to stop plants from doing photosynthisis. For plants they’d find a way to do it to live. For pirates they see a challenge and take it.  One of the reasons I don’t pirate stuff is they take up too much space. So if companies were to make really huge games that would force pirates to spend money on harddrives for the games, I’m sure it would solve itself…..now we just need a format to hold that much space…..wait. I see a flaw in this plan.

sancheck:

apogeesystem:

backhausclamp:

linuxthegeek:

the-psychotic-biotic:

hunter-two-one:

billthesetite:

albotas:

Edge Reports on New Xbox: No Used Games, Internet Required
Edge is reporting new details on the next Xbox system. The biggest news about the new console: internet is required to play with the system and used games will be blocked.
Games will be purchased with one-time-use activation codes, meaning the sole person who uses the code first is the only person who can play the game on their console. 
While the console’s experience now fully lies with internet compatibility, physical games will still be available. Games will now be on blu-ray format for the next Microsoft console, meaning 50 gigs of space for games now.
The console holds AMD eight-core x64 1.6GHz CPU, a D3D11.x 800MHz graphics solution and 8GB of DDR3 RAM. The console will also ship with a newer version of the Kinect.

so if this is true guess i’m not buying the new xbox lmao

glad im sticking to playstation lol

well shit. :/ guess i’ll be sticking to PC gaming.

This would kill the rental industry and places like Gamestop…

what the actual fuck, microsoft?

guess who isnt buying the tremendous piece of shit microsoft has the nerve to call a console

Guess whose brand is going to fucking tank

I think Sony is trying to do something like that too. I hope not.

sancheck:

apogeesystem:

backhausclamp:

linuxthegeek:

the-psychotic-biotic:

hunter-two-one:

billthesetite:

albotas:

Edge Reports on New Xbox: No Used Games, Internet Required

Edge is reporting new details on the next Xbox system. The biggest news about the new console: internet is required to play with the system and used games will be blocked.

Games will be purchased with one-time-use activation codes, meaning the sole person who uses the code first is the only person who can play the game on their console. 

While the console’s experience now fully lies with internet compatibility, physical games will still be available. Games will now be on blu-ray format for the next Microsoft console, meaning 50 gigs of space for games now.

The console holds AMD eight-core x64 1.6GHz CPU, a D3D11.x 800MHz graphics solution and 8GB of DDR3 RAM. The console will also ship with a newer version of the Kinect.

so if this is true guess i’m not buying the new xbox lmao

glad im sticking to playstation lol

well shit. :/ guess i’ll be sticking to PC gaming.

This would kill the rental industry and places like Gamestop…

what the actual fuck, microsoft?

guess who isnt buying the tremendous piece of shit microsoft has the nerve to call a console

Guess whose brand is going to fucking tank

I think Sony is trying to do something like that too. I hope not.

GIVE ME THIS SHIT!

blackwing0:

Tofutiles wanted this to be read aloud by Soundwave.

My friend reading the second half of a ramble I sent him. I rambled about it because I don’t like the phrase about shooting for the moon. I don’t. Its stupid. Why is landing amongst the stars a good thing?

THIS IS SO SAD

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

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Pluto is there.

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The artist remembered Pluto.

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Guys…

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The artist drew Pluto crying.

kirbykrackle:

This pony isn’t a pony at all, but a robot. Okay, it’s a robot pony, cause some people are too cool for Pegasi, or Unicorns, or Earth Ponies, or Pegacorns, so they have Robot OCs. I won’t like, this thing was evil to draw.
Automoton here belongs to Tofutiles.
http://headslamminglysimple.tumblr.com/
This dude is into some H.P. Lovecraft, and I think he must have channeled that in this. Yeah, I know it’s not a squid thing or crazy demon, but drawing the design could drive someone to insanity upon attempt!

headslamminglysimple.tumblr.com/post/20574419913/my-little-automaton-you-can-call-him-auto-i-was
Very pleased at how this looks.

kirbykrackle:

This pony isn’t a pony at all, but a robot. Okay, it’s a robot pony, cause some people are too cool for Pegasi, or Unicorns, or Earth Ponies, or Pegacorns, so they have Robot OCs. I won’t like, this thing was evil to draw.

Automoton here belongs to Tofutiles.

http://headslamminglysimple.tumblr.com/

This dude is into some H.P. Lovecraft, and I think he must have channeled that in this. Yeah, I know it’s not a squid thing or crazy demon, but drawing the design could drive someone to insanity upon attempt!

headslamminglysimple.tumblr.com/post/20574419913/my-little-automaton-you-can-call-him-auto-i-was

Very pleased at how this looks.

sancheck:

Starting tomorrow I think I’m going to write a series of essays titled “Reasons Why I Don’t Give a Fuck”

I’d read those.